Bank of America, You Are Screwed Up

So I went to open a new business account on BofA, and guess what? They are offering "%" as an introductory APY, how great is that???

Oh, and guess what businesses you can't be in, in order to open an account online:

• Telemarketing
• Precious metal dealers
• Casinos / Gambling
• Government entity

Maybe they should add "Banking" to that list - oh right, Bank of America is already in the Gambling business.